i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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