Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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