How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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