He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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