why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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