If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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