Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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