it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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