so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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