I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It's never too late to be topless.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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