"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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