Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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