How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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