I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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