what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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