just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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