I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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