Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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