My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
