No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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