try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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