I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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