When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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