do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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