Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I intend to get homeless drunk
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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