Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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