Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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