What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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