it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Randomize
