i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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