Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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