And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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