glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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