Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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