If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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