Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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