oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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