At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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