It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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