Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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