do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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