Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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