chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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