I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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