I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
babies were throwing up all over the place
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
