Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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