I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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