I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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