My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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