Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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